Haifa ken 3enda 7 awled, am zawja ken y3ayyetla "emm el sab3a".
hounik nhar kenou metkhan2in. am allha:
-Tawwli belik ya emm el sab3a, aletlou:
-Meshi el 7al ya abou awwal tnein!!!!
Arabic Joke 5 :
shou el fare2 ben Hayfa w el rahbeh:
-Elrahbe : AMIN
-Hayfa: DOR MIN.
Arabic Joke 6 :
marra shoufer taxi sa2al Haifa:
sho bteshtegli men geir SHAR?
Arabic Joke 7 :
-leich yalleh fata7 Haifa 7atoulo ismo bil geinis book
-la2ino 3tabaro fata7 aktar tunel bi zourou 3alam .
Arabic Joke 8 :
Q:lech Hayfa bet7eb bus l dawleh?
A:la2ano bitawwil la yejeh.
Arabic Joke 9 :
Q: what is the favourite song of hayfa.
-A: kel yom yfout wana fi beirut ( taba3 omar wou raffi)
Arabic Joke 10 :
Q- Hayfa saba marad bird flew(inflilanza l touyour) chou l sabab ya chabeb???:
A- neka Ali l Dik
Arabic Joke 11 :
Q: Shu numret talephun Hayfa?
A: Wa7ad wara wa7ad wara wa7ad wara wa7ad
Arabic Joke 12 :
A Homsi to a girl : I want to marry you.
Girl : But im a year older than you
homsi : Ok, I'll marry you next year !!!
Arabic Joke 13 :
Homsi found cigarettes in daughter’s room, said: oh God! She smokes!
Then found rum, said: oh God! She drinks.
Then he found condoms,said:oh god she has penis !!
Arabic Joke 14 :
A homsi booked a room in a hotel
The hotel employee carried the bags and asked to take him to the room.
Once the door is opened,
The homsi stopped, shook his head and said to the employee:
"Listen its true that I'm a stranger to this country but this doesn't mean that you fool me and laugh at me,
I've paid over $100 for renting a nice room. This room is too small, has no window, no bathroom and
it also contains no bed...!
The hotel employee politely said: "I'm sorry sir.
This is not your room, this is the elevator...
Arabic Joke 15:
Abul-Abed came back from the US and all his friends came to ask him what America was like.
" America is great, it must be one of the greatest countries in the World !"
" How great? Tell us more! "
" For example, in New York, they have buildings so tall that a few days before I left, a guy
jumped from the roof and it took him 3 days to hit the ground..."
" 3 days without water or food and you want him to live? "
Arabic Joke 16 :
A Syrian man goes to a Lebanese restaurant in Beirut.
He asks the waiter for the location of the restrooms.
The waiter points to a section towards the end of the restaurant.
The Syrian goes there and sees 2 doors.
He stands there looking at the first door and then at the second door.
He stays there looking at these doors back and forth for 10 minutes, while people go in and out.
Finally the waiter comes and asks the Syrian man.
Waiter: Is there a problem sir?
Syrian: Well, one of the doors is for people from Damascus (Dames), and
the other from Homs (Hommes).
I am from Aleppo, so I don't know where to go !
Arabic Joke 17 :
al Haifa la2atit influenza el touyour bass ba3ed ma in3araf min aya 7amemeh!
Arabic Joke 18 :
Q: SHOU BT3MEL HAIFA TATNIK (3) RJAL
A: BETRKEB FISH HARAMY
Arabic Joke 19 :
mara sa2aloha la Haifa:
-sho jablik khatibik 3ala 3id al 3osha2 (Valantine)
-2alitlon yo2borni jabli dahri